TO: Donny
FROM: Elon/Department of Government Efficiency
SUBJECT: Easy to use Cabinet Selection Checklist!
- Absolute loyalty to Trump no questions asked (required)
- No expertise in area (required)
- Donated large sums to Trump campaign (required)
- Involved in sex abuse scandal (50)
- Conservative TV personality (50)
- Wants to dismantle department being hired for (50)
- Involved in Project 2025 to dismantle democracy (50)
- Nomination will cause ruckus and publicity (50)
- Believes in or promotes conspiracy theories (50)
3 required checked and at least 150 other points – you’re hired!
